When it rains?

(Lola-ismed summarized sarcasm version)

"Dear Patient,

Our medical facility felt it useful to inform you that there is information about some models of spinal cord stimulator charging systems that includes yours. So raise your red flag now, cause you're f*****.

Inside your hip is a burning fire bomb waiting to go off. Other patients have informed us that their skin is burning off when they charge their device, though some weren't sure if it was the device heating to SECOND DEGREE BURN levels or just their RSD kicking up, so they didn't discontinue charging and proceeded to get injured. We would like to inform you that your skin catching fire from the charging system is not supposed to happen, and should you feel pain during charging you should stop charging, reposition the antenna, or contact your doctors. Also do not sleep or consume alcohol while charging, should you catch fire and not notice during charging. We are going to try and improve the device's spontaneous combustion tendencies, so please look into our site for improvements. Keep this letter with your charger so that you remember every time you use it how f***** up your situation could become with the current model, should things such as medical devices causing first to second degree burns be something that just slips your mind often.

Please call us with any questions or concerns."

I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY CHARGING DEVICE CAUSING MY BUTT TO CATCH ON FIRE.

It's been a bad day... *sigh* So, um, anyone want a spinal cord stimulator? :D

In other news, so far my Naltrexone is causing a LOT of drowsiness at night, though I'm kinda having a hard time getting to sleep, which is very strange... I still manage to eventually but I wake up all night and am having some CRAZY dreams, not nice ones either. Weeeeird. No other side effects that I can tell. Maybe it's making me moody, but I blame that on the crazy freaking day I had. :P It's ok, I bought chocolate!